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  • Nuggets Have Been Carmelo’d

    Deal made. Donzo. Melo is officially a Yonker. The question now is whether or not he is more of a Steph Marbury or LeBron. According to Mike and Mike he is...

  • Daytona Shining As Always

    Most people were marinating in their love of NBA hoops yesterday; salivating as they thought of Bron Bron running down the lane slamma jammin’, while Kobe drops 40, or B.Griff grabs...

  • NBA Some-Stars Game

    When the word all is implied, that being with a capital “A”, there are implications. As a fan, I believe “all” the stars should be present in this weekend’s NBA All-Star Game....

  • What-if-Wednesday: Twilight Swaps Decades…

    “No blood, no foul.” Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen from Twilight In the 90’s, the term “doggy-style” was just the name of Snoop Dogg’s first album. Hip-hop’s stay in society was creating an...

  • Awaiting Vick-tory

      According to the AP, the Philadelphia Eagles have placed the ‘franchise tag,’ on the reigning “Come Back Player of the Year,” Mike Vick.  It is bit surprising, considering Vick for...

  • Greg “Postertag” Ostertag v. Sam “Alien” Cassel

    Remember Greg Ostertag, the starting center on the late-nineties Jazz teams? He’d “Postertag” your backside with his one-tooth jack-o-lantern smile, and a lovely mayonnaise complexion.  Dude ranks with Sam Cassel for all-time...

  • Closet Cheerleaders

    Jerry Sloan is long gone.  He was the last remaining coach within a group of closet cheerleaders, masked in circling lip hair, and expensive suits.  He’s left us a mad-pile of puppet NBA coaches,...

  • Chris Sabo Yo’ Ass

    While waiting in line yesterday, I heard a man mumble something in his girlfriend’s ear. She didn’t blush or shyly smile with doe-ful eyes. He said it again, and I swear...

  • The Everyday Joes

    Cal Poly’s Club Baseball team, aka, “The Everyday Joes” In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven’t, the Indians have managed to win a few here and...

  • Cul-de-sacs

    “Two roads diverged in a yellow wood/And sorry I could not travel both.”–Robert Frost Living in California assures one serene, winding, snake-coiled drives along bristled coastline, and humped, turtle-back emerald hillsides, to scale...

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