A-Hole’s Anonymous

Look it up in the yellow pages, and come find me in the far back- last row.  I’ll be snickering as I smear a poem with a bleeding blue pen on my...

Lakers Go Down in Flames

Mavs 122, Lakers 86. That is not a typo, and I am sure you are now hyperventilating. Someone call the paramedics! In fact, that number is so outrageous, you probably think you...

It Takes a Village

When the Lakers Mortgaged Some of the Future…

Before last season, the Lakers were coming off their first post-Shaq championship. They seemed close to unbeatable. Kobe was great. Pau was a fantastic second option. Andrew Bynum was dominant at...

WHAT IF WEDNESDAY–What if LeBron James Stays With Cavaliers

THE NOW–we live in it. We paint a pre-existing fence, because someone built it and left  us to the up-keep. This collision of a yester-now with our present-now, shapes our history. We grab the baton trying to solve the mysteries as we...

Closet Cheerleaders

Jerry Sloan is long gone.  He was the last remaining coach within a group of closet cheerleaders, masked in circling lip hair, and expensive suits.  He’s left us a mad-pile of puppet NBA coaches,...

A Beatdown in Orlando

Some thought the Lakers were ready to storm through the Eastern Conference on their “Grammy Trip”. Whatabust! For Lakers fan, a 75-point game is definitely a setback. I didn’t watch it,...