Ray Lewis – Fansmanship https://www.fansmanship.com For the fans by the fans Fri, 12 Mar 2021 03:58:36 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.29 For the fans by the fans Ray Lewis – Fansmanship fansmanship.com For the fans by the fans Ray Lewis – Fansmanship http://www.fansmanship.com/wp-content/uploads/powerpress/Favicon1400x1400-1.jpg https://www.fansmanship.com San Luis Obispo, CA Weekly-ish Top 5 Moments of the 2013 Sports Year https://www.fansmanship.com/top-5-moments-of-the-2013-sports-year/ https://www.fansmanship.com/top-5-moments-of-the-2013-sports-year/#respond Tue, 31 Dec 2013 17:50:15 +0000 http://www.fansmanship.com/?p=11510 Can you believe that it is almost 2014? It seems like just yesterday 2013 started and we were looking forward to another great sports year and it lived up to the hype indeed. There were many great sports moments and memories this season but only five can make my list. Here for my Top 5 […]]]>
Without the greatest sports moment of 2013, the San Antonio Spurs would have been having a parade instead of the Heat. By Michael Kain, via Wikimedia Commons

Without the greatest sports moment of 2013, the San Antonio Spurs would have been having a parade instead of the Heat. By Michael Kain, via Wikimedia Commons

Can you believe that it is almost 2014? It seems like just yesterday 2013 started and we were looking forward to another great sports year and it lived up to the hype indeed. There were many great sports moments and memories this season but only five can make my list. Here for my Top 5 Moments of the 2013 Sports Year:

5. October 13, 2013. Fenway Park, Boston, Massachusetts. 2013 ALCS Game 2

Heading into the bottom of the eighth inning, it looked as the Detroit Tigers would come into Fenway Park and take the first two games of the ALCS, heavily swaying the series in their favor heading back into Detroit. But David Ortiz had other ideas. Trailing 5-1 with two outs left, David Ortiz stepped up to the plate with the bases loaded to face Tigers closer Joaquin Benoit. Nothing had gone the Red Sox’s way on this night but with one pitch, one moment, that would change. Ortiz rocketed a pitch over the outstretched arm of Torii Hunter over the wall in right field to tie the game up. In that, “moment” I knew that this was the Red Sox’s year. Fenway was rocking and all the momentum swayed back to Boston. It was an “I don’t believe what I just saw” type of moment and makes it way onto my list at #5.

4. June 24th 2013. TD Bank Garden. Boston, Massachusetts. 2013 Stanley Cup Finals Game 6

Trailing 2-1 in the game with under two minutes to play it seemed that the Blackhawks would be forced back to Chicago for a series deciding game 7. But the miraculous happened, with 1:16 left to play the Blackhawks tied the game up at 2, stunning the crowd in Boston. The game looked like it would go to overtime yet again, only to have the Blackhawks score another goal only 17 seconds later. Watching this game live, I didn’t believe what I had witnessed. Down by one not even a minute ago, the Blackhawks were up by one with under a minute to play. After the game winning goal went into the net, I knew it was over. The Bruins were shocked to a level that was unseen before and the Blackhawks would finish up that final minute and claim another Stanley Cup trophy for the city of Chicago.

3. November 30, 2013. Jordan-Hare Stadium, Auburn, Alabama. 2013 Iron Bowl

One of the most incredible sports moments in history only makes it as #3 on my list because it wasn’t for a championship but it was still such an amazing and shocking play that it makes the list nonetheless. Coming into the Iron Bowl both Auburn and Alabama still had a chance to make the BCS Title Game and the winner would more than likely make it there. Trailing by a touchdown late in the fourth quarter, Auburn tied the game at 28. Alabama then drove the ball down the field only to set up what would be the game winning field goal. The field goal went wide right and was improbably returned for a touchdown by Chris Davis to win the game and stun the college football world. An incredible play, incredible moment and hopefully won’t be for nothing as long as Auburn can claim another National Championship.

2. February 3, 2013, Mercedes-Benz Superdome, New Orleans, LA. Super Bowl XLVII

The blackout game. Leading 28-6, the Ravens seemed as if they were running away with the Super Bowl title until a mysterious blackout happened and swayed the entire game in favor of the 49ers. In what was legendary linebacker Ray Lewis’s final career game, it was only fitting that the game would end on a defensive stand, something the Ravens have been known for in their history. San Francisco made it interesting, driving the ball down to the goal line only to be stopped four times in a row leading to a Ravens victory. In one of the more memorable Super Bowls in recent memory and it goes on my list as the #2 sports moment in 2013.

1. June 18, 2013. American Airlines Arena, Miami, Florida. NBA Finals Game 6

In what might be the greatest NBA Finals game in history, it not only defined the series but the legacy of LeBron James. One rebound, one boxout and the San Antonio Spurs would have been the world champions but Chris Bosh and Ray Allen saved the Miami Heat’s season and the legacy of the “Chosen One”. The Heat were trailing most of the game and it seemed as if they would not repeat as champions. Even their fans believed they would lose as many of them left the stadium early only to attempt to return as the Heat made something of the game. Down by three, Lebron missed what would have been the tying three pointer only to have Chris Bosh snag the ball out of the air and throw it back in the corner to the best three point shooter in NBA history in Ray Allen. Of course Allen was going to make the tying three, of course he was and he did. Sending the Spurs into disbelief, something we had never seem before from San Antonio. The Heat would go on to win the game in overtime and then eventually win game 7 to claim their re-peat. If that Ray Allen three doesn’t fall, LeBron falls to 1-3 in the NBA Finals and we all look at him differently. But what a game. What a series.

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I would be mad, too https://www.fansmanship.com/i-would-be-mad-too/ https://www.fansmanship.com/i-would-be-mad-too/#respond Wed, 20 Nov 2013 05:05:05 +0000 http://www.fansmanship.com/?p=11174 If I was a 49ers fan, I’d be mad. I’d be upset. I wouldn’t be able to stand for two things about this week. 1. Colin Kaepernick still has a lot of work to do. The 49ers are playing better, but fans expected more. After last season, fans expected Colin Kaepernick to take another step […]]]>

If I was a 49ers fan, I’d be mad. I’d be upset. I wouldn’t be able to stand for two things about this week.

1. Colin Kaepernick still has a lot of work to do.

The 49ers are playing better, but fans expected more. After last season, fans expected Colin Kaepernick to take another step forward. While he hasn’t really regressed, the bicep-kisser hasn’t exactly taken the huge leap forward 49ers fans hoped he would after last year’s Super bowl run. The last six games of this season will go a long way toward Kaepernick’s perception as either a young player who temporarily plateaued as the league caught up with him, or a player who could never get to the next level after the league caught up with him.

After losing in each of the past two weeks, the 49ers find themselves at 6-4, tied with Arizona for second-place in the NFC West, and 3 1/2 games behind Seattle. It’s not exactly where they hoped to be and they’ll have to play a lot better throughout the rest of the season to even earn a playoff spot.

2. That roughing the passer call was manure

Hogwash. Shennanigans. Ridiculousness.

Whatever you want to call it, the penalty that Ahmad Brooks took vs. Drew Brees changed the game. Ray Lewis, for one, was less than happy.

I’m pretty sure Ray Ray said what a lot of us were thinking, and he has the credentials to back it up. What you get from a player so recently retired are good, candid comments like this. I don’t agree with Ray Lewis very often, but in this case he and Trent Dilfer pretty much nailed the commentary.

There were lots of unhappy fans and media as well. Ahmad Brooks and lots of NFL defenders agree. Brooks used a little stronger language than “hogwash” to describe the call.

One of the reasons the 49ers are a successful organization is that they’ve had really tough, hard-nosed players and coaches. The Brooks hit was legit, and it changed the game.

If I was a 49ers fan, I would not be happy. At 6-4, the 49ers need to win at least four of their final six games to ensure a playoff spot, and fighting for their playoff lives was not what Niner fans had in mind at the start of this season.

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Super Bowl XLVII: Roger Goodell’s Cinematic Gestures Fall Flat https://www.fansmanship.com/super-bowl-xlvii-roger-goodells-cinematic-gestures-fall-flat/ https://www.fansmanship.com/super-bowl-xlvii-roger-goodells-cinematic-gestures-fall-flat/#respond Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:01:30 +0000 http://www.fansmanship.com/?p=9289 I needed to hide in my proverbial cave before entering back into the world of sports. The media’s recycled replay has stolen anything and everything fresh to talk about. For days I’ve thought about Super Bowl XLVII and come up with zilch. Nada. I scratched on a lined sheet of paper a few ideas, but each fell flat.  Ray […]]]>

I needed to hide in my proverbial cave before entering back into the world of sports. The media’s recycled replay has stolen anything and everything fresh to talk about. For days I’ve thought about Super Bowl XLVII and come up with zilch. Nada.

I scratched on a lined sheet of paper a few ideas, but each fell flat.  Ray Lewis retiring was too obvious. Joe Flacco’s soon-be and well-earned mega contract was too recycled.  Jim Harbaugh’s over-conservatism on offense. Ah, now there’s a hard hitter, but it is too early to say if that’s really a problem yet.  And the next landing spot for Alex Smith is boring.

The media spinsters have stolen every crumb worth discussing from a football-related standpoint. ESPN is truly the evil empire. But Dan Patrick and his Fox Sports getaway aren’t void of such a name tag either.

When thinking back to what was ultimately a pretty damn good game between two brothers on opposing sidelines, I’m left dumbfounded at the obvious: the game seemed rigged. Yes, rigged—at least on some level it was.

When the lights went out it was a little too weird. Too cliche of a  story line. Like a classic horror spot on with the scene when the lights flicker and the down and out(the 49ers) are tested to their ultimate limit.

A league as pretentious as the celebrity driven NFL, in my opinion, is not far removed from making this sort of thing happen. Albeit it’s out-there to think so, sure. But absolutely impossible? I don’t think so.

Seventeen points were put up in a four minute stretch following the return of the lights, by a team that mustered only 6 in all of the first half. I timed that. It took me four minutes this morning to brush my teeth and tie my tie. By the time I put my shoes and socks on, it had gone from 4 minutes to 6, 7, maybe 8 or 9. In half the amount of time it took me to brush my teeth, tie my tie and put my shoes on, the 49ers offense magically unveiled 17 points on a defense playing out of their minds?

Give. Me. A. Break.

That was a storyline straight from the Goodell playbook. And it was well-timed. It was a strategic move attempting to draw back the league’s growing disenchanted fan base.  Super Bowl XLVII had the lowest rating in 7 years.

Yes, the lowest.

This means there is a chance for other popular leagues like Major League Baseball or the NBA to reclaim what once was a more equitable balance of American sports power.

Beyonce's halftime show was... interesting. Maybe it should have had a rating on it though. By Beelover9481 (Beyoncé Knowles), via Wikimedia Commons

Beyonce’s halftime show was… interesting. Maybe it should have had a rating on it though. By Beelover9481 (Beyoncé Knowles), via Wikimedia Commons

Inception, Leonardo Dicaprio, remember? Goodell needs a story to manipulate the masses, draw us back, make us live, eat and and pray the game of football, but it’s not working. The media has been muted on the issue. After all, they are more invested in the NFL’s success than anyone. We’re slowly, but surely, tiring of the league’s ridiculous rule changes and unlawful bounties.

And then there was Beyonce Z at halftime.  Oh God, her crotch grabs and tongue licks were enough to make a five year old dream about making love. And that’s just gross. I threw up in my mouth with each and every one of her ego-maniacal dance moves. I would have rather seen Meatloaf beat box half-naked in a pair of high heels. Her manifestation of what some people define to be music, was as bad if not worse than the infamous Janet Jackson nip-slip. Soft core porn has become a byproduct of an NFL clearly grasping at straws.

In 30 years, I believe, the NFL will cease to exist as we know it for a variety of reasons. It could be because of an alien invasion. Or simply people moving on. Some other steroid-hungry sport will come along and strike our fancy. Like Glass Eating. Ten wine glasses wins. Most blood determines league MVP.

Whether or not such a prediction is true, you can count on this. Tomorrow you will wake up, you will tune into ESPN and listen to whatever ESPN anchor spout the same nonchalant stupidity in a neverending diatribe of bafoonery. NFL, NFL, NFL. All NFL.

Turn the TV off. Have a conversation with yourself in the mirror. Discuss the implications of growing a beautiful beard (or not; or if you’re a lady, the implications of growing leg hair) and join James Harden in his ultimate quest.

There are a number of glorious beards in football too, after all.

 

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Undercard Nonsense? Let’s Talk Main Event https://www.fansmanship.com/undercard-nonsense-lets-talk-main-event/ https://www.fansmanship.com/undercard-nonsense-lets-talk-main-event/#respond Sun, 03 Feb 2013 00:35:24 +0000 http://www.fansmanship.com/?p=9026 Deer antler spray and gay-bashing are unfortunately the driving headlines leading into Super Bowl XLVII. This is the circus that the Super Bowl “media” ring has become. Real reporters and analysts asking real questions have been pushed aside in favor of paparazzi and comedians – but I guess this is what Super Bowl media week […]]]>

Deer antler spray and gay-bashing are unfortunately the driving headlines leading into Super Bowl XLVII. This is the circus that the Super Bowl “media” ring has become.

Real reporters and analysts asking real questions have been pushed aside in favor of paparazzi and comedians – but I guess this is what Super Bowl media week has always been about – sideshow over substance.

Hearsay about what is realistically the equivalent of popping a few extra vitamins and opinions on social issues have officially engulfed the anticipation of the game itself.  The insignificant and unbelonging are being overvalued.  The news shouldn’t be what football players think about swirling gossip and civil rights.

The "media" sideshow around the Super Bowl has unfortunately taken center stage once again.  By National Football League [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

The “media” sideshow around the Super Bowl has unfortunately taken center stage once again. By National Football League [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

What has been said about the game itself?  The reason everyone should be tuning into the biggest annual spectacle of American sport has effectively become the back page, and what doesn’t even belong on the back page has regrettably become the front page.

Maybe its just me. I suppose I’m only interested in the X’s and O’s, but I assume there are actually people out there that care about all the undercard nonsense? It wouldn’t be driving the media if that weren’t the case? I guess I’ll never come around to the TMZ factor – but then again, I never hope to.

Move to the matchup on the field. What immediately comes to mind when breaking it down?

The difference-maker is undoubtedly Colin Kaepernick.  What he has the ability to do is something no one else that will be taking the field is capable of:  turning something into nothing the majority of his team’s offensive snaps.

And why do I dance around the “something into nothing” factor with the caveat of “the majority of offensive snaps?”  Ray Rice doesn’t take the snap from Matt Birk.  Rice can absolutely put the same type of pressure on a defense that Kaepernick can, but the ball just has to travel further to find him.

Touches, touches, touches.  Rice needs more than 25 throughout the course of the game for the Ravens to be on schedule. Throughout the end of the regular season and into the playoffs, newly-appointed offensive coordinator Jim Caldwell, formerly the head coach of the Indianapolis Colts, has kept Baltimore on-time.

49ers defensive coordinator Vic Fangio is a creative mind that will be more than ready for what Baltimore has already shown they are capable of doing.  The key for Caldwell will be comprising twists and tweaks that haven’t been documented on tape.

Look for the Ravens to have gadgets ready on 1st-and-10 to 2nd-and-ahead situations in the middle of the field.  Don’t rule out a Rice-Flacco-Smith flea-flicker if the opportunity presents itself in an advantageous down and distance with room to work.

Ray Rice will have to be an explosive factor for the Ravens to emerge victorious.  By U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Benjamin Hughes/Released [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Ray Rice will have to be an explosive factor for the Ravens to emerge victorious. By U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Benjamin Hughes/Released [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I’d also be missing the bus if I didn’t mention Jim Harbaugh’s transparent taste for the trick on special teams.  The Ravens better be on alert for a fake punt, a fake field goal or even an onside kick at some point.

Two brothers, two sons of a coach, going head to head for the game’s ultimate prize?  Some deeply conceived surprise is bound to unravel.

Now place your mind on the opening kick.

If San Francisco comes out and gets a lead with Kaepernick getting loose, the burden for Baltimore will quickly find its way to Joe Flacco.  Advantage: 49ers.

If Baltimore can control the clock in the 1st half, the groundwork will be laid and the rock will end up lying with Ray Rice in the end instead of Flacco.  Advantage: Ravens.

The other side of the coin?  “God is absolutely AMAZIN’!”

There isn’t a doubt Ray Lewis will have his defense pumped up for one last final pass through the gauntlet.  The motivating factor behind a single galvanizing player being able to inspire an entire team in the ultimate fashion can’t be understated.

That being said, what unfolds on the turf still ends up rising over words in the locker room.  Talent and opportunity fundamentally prevails more than motivational speeches – but I think it goes beyond that to a certain extent.

History and experience on big stages has a better shot of winning out in a game like this.  Top to bottom, the Ravens simply have been there more than the 49ers have.  And when you factor in a complete wildcard like Kaepernick, the potential for him to dominate doesn’t completely cancel out the potential for him to fold under the pressure.  His naivete could superceed his obliviousness in the end.

He might not have known where he was in all of his 10 NFL starts that fill his resume, but I think he will eventually find out where he actually is come crunchtime.  Asking what is essentially a rookie quarterback to finish on the grandest of main-event stages is as “all or nothing” of a bet as it gets.

I’m not really much for predictions.

Ravens 27 – 49ers 23.  Whoops.  Slip of the keyboard.

 

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Ray Lewis Part Deux: What is Deer-Antler Velvet Extract? https://www.fansmanship.com/ray-lewis-part-deux-what-is-deer-antler-velvet-extract/ https://www.fansmanship.com/ray-lewis-part-deux-what-is-deer-antler-velvet-extract/#respond Wed, 30 Jan 2013 17:00:36 +0000 http://www.fansmanship.com/?p=9080  I can handle over-sensationalized sob shows on national television. Kind of. But deer-antler velvet extract? I don’t know. It sounds like a weird Furry fetish or an odd cologne brand. What does a man do with deer-antler velvet extract? Rub his body in it, run naked in a forest and frolic candidly amongst the doe’? It’s so […]]]>

By Keith Allison (originally posted to Flickr as Ray Lewis) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

By Keith Allison (originally posted to Flickr as Ray Lewis) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

 I can handle over-sensationalized sob shows on national television. Kind of. But deer-antler velvet extract? I don’t know. It sounds like a weird Furry fetish or an odd cologne brand.

What does a man do with deer-antler velvet extract? Rub his body in it, run naked in a forest and frolic candidly amongst the doe’?

It’s so outrageous, that as I’m writing this, I can’t stop imagining Ray Lewis naked, and that’s just wrong. Ray Lewis should never be naked nor should he remind me of cottontail creatures in beautiful, bird-chirping forests. He has, for most of his career, been a freak of nature, more super-hero than chagrining saint, more mean than prim with niceties.

If Ray Lewis took deer-antler velvet extract like this article says he did, than I’m more concerned with PETA than I am with a Colin Kaepernick-led 49ers offense, so diverse and intricate in their play calling, they make memorization of the mathematical pi symbol elementary.

PETA aside, the Ravens could have a real problem on their hands –

On Sunday a defense that allows 415.0 yards per game in the postseason, and big plays to opposing receivers iwth high YAC-averages to emphatically emphasize that skill,  lines up against the record breaking legs of Kapernick, a rejuvenated Frank Gore, slant middle possession player in Michael Crabtree and of course, the explosive Vernon Davis.

You can almost hear the creaky old Ravens defense doing a whole lot of YACing on the sideline. A defense that ranked 17th all season is not the kind of thing I feel totally comfortable about. And nor should any of you bandwagon believers.

It might take more than a lively prayer or antler spray to salvage Ray this time. If not, than good riddance. I’m tired of the shenanigans.

I would love to hear your most creative descriptions of deer-antler velvet extract. Post below.

 

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It’s That Time of Year Again https://www.fansmanship.com/its-that-time-of-year-again/ https://www.fansmanship.com/its-that-time-of-year-again/#comments Fri, 25 Jan 2013 01:18:07 +0000 http://www.fansmanship.com/?p=8664 With the Super Bowl right around the corner, the time of year has returned once again. This particular pocket on the calendar serves as the preparation point that will give way to the onslaught of sport for the year to come. As we speak, New Orleans is being blitzed and invaded by 49ers fans and Ravens […]]]>

With the Super Bowl right around the corner, the time of year has returned once again. This particular pocket on the calendar serves as the preparation point that will give way to the onslaught of sport for the year to come.

As we speak, New Orleans is being blitzed and invaded by 49ers fans and Ravens fans alike, not to mention the straight-up football fans and “party fans” that are piling in. It is Bourbon Street, after all.

Even the First Super Bowl Party gets a little loose!   By White House (Pete Souza) / Maison Blanche (Pete Souza) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Even the First Super Bowl Party gets a little loose! By White House (Pete Souza) / Maison Blanche (Pete Souza) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Not only does this time of year deliver the penultimate party, but the world series of degenerate sports gambling rears its ugly head near center stage once again. Someone who has never placed a bet in their lives will be throwing down a bill of low denomination in the hopes Beyonce will expose a full booty cheek during the halftime show.

We know the pageantry and performance of the big game won’t disappoint. The annual pinnacle of American sport never lets us down, and even if the scoreboard is lopsided, one of your friends at the party seems to always end up that way as well, making the whole Super Bowl party experience a let-down-free zone.

Pushing all the rif-raf to the peanut gallery, the 49ers open, and will most likely remain, favorites – and with good reason. Colin Kaepernick is a dynamic force that is currently surfing the wave that most young phenoms always seem to – “they don’t even know where they are right now.”

The combination of Colin Kaepernick riding the whitewash of momentum, coupled with his elite, dual-threat ability coming of age right before our eyes, makes the 49ers an extremely dangerous favorite. The 49ers could win by a slim margin or a big margin. This is something you can’t necessarily say about the Ravens.

If the Ravens get over, it will be a ‘Rice, Rice, Flacco to Boldin or Pitta 3rd down conversion’ type of game. The deep bomb to Torrey Smith is something I don’t really see the defense of the 49ers allowing, given the prowlace their two all-pro safeties.  At the same time, I would also be foolish if I didn’t consider the magic a retiring Ray Lewis and his defense seem to have going.  Underdogs can still overachieve.

Analysis of the game aside, the unbridled fun of the Super Bowl also serves as a recognizable signaling of the year to come in all other arenas of sport.

The NBA all-star game is on the horizon, and unfortunately for most fans, the taste of purple and gold is impossible to remove from the palate of NBA water-cooler talk everywhere.

Dwight Howard throw-downs have been few and far between so far this season.  By Fido (Flickr: Bucks @ Lakers) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Dwight Howard throw-downs have been few and far between so far this season. By Fido (Flickr: Bucks @ Lakers) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Kobe Bryant looks old and tired. Steve Nash looks handcuffed. Dwight Howard looks stripped of the ball as well as any sense of confidence. Pau Gasol looks alienated. Metta World Peace looks the best of the five. What does it all equal? Mike D’Antoni looking fired the second the season ends.

I know everyone is exhausted with the revolving Laker discussion, but the reason the Lakers continue to hoard the headlines is a reason you rarely equate with this franchise – their ineptitude.

Give me an “A” or give me an “F,” right?  Unfortunately, “F” sells in a huge way, and sadly, sells even more than “A” does – but you can’t blame the Lakers for all the attention they are recieving.  Another main reason the Lakers are hogging print and air waves is because nothing around the rest of the NBA is making waves.

The Heat are dominating in their defense of the title. The Celtics, Knicks and Rose-less Bulls are still nipping at their heels in the East.  Great.

In the West, the Thunder are still running, the Spurs are still lurking, and the Clippers and Grizzlies are still up-and-coming. Great.

Yawn.  Alright!  I’m awake!

Moving on — what or who else looms near this time of year? You got it – everyone’s favorite worst guy ever, the infamous “bracket guy.”

Unrightfully so, no one pays an emphatic amount of attention to the national NCAA basketball scene until March rolls around, but when it does, get ready to throw down your bracket and your bucks.

Cinderellas will be the overlying theme as they always are, and golden chariots will turn back into pumpkins in the end like they always do – but the overall saga of March never comes up short.  One.  Shining.  Moment.  I’m welling up just thinking about it.  No I’m not.

Seamheads are beyond hyped this time of year as well. Everyone is a potential pennant winner in spring training, and pitchers and catchers report in less than a month.

With the Giants coming off another World Series Championship and the Dodgers having huge expectations, the rivalry only looks to get juicier.  By andyrusch (http://www.flickr.com/photos/asrusch/5748267516/) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

With the Giants coming off another World Series Championship and the Dodgers having huge expectations, the rivalry only looks to get juicier. By andyrusch (http://www.flickr.com/photos/asrusch/5748267516/) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

The San Francisco Giants are running down their big brothers, finally. Their second World Series title in the last three years brings the championship tally since both teams moved West in 1957 to 3-2, Dodgers. Blue holds a slim lead – a slim lead going on a bigger lead.

Money, money and more money has morphed a perpetual big-market underachiever into the new West coast version of the New York Yankees. Trading for the gigantic contracts of super stars has given way to monumental stadium renovations for the Dodgers, which will create more revenue, and eventually give way to taking on even more gigantic contracts of super stars.

Moneyball may get you to the dance, but big money allows you to go home with the prom queen in the end. The Dodgers have officially taken on the new face of baseball’s dark side, and will become even more of a polarizing team than they were before.

Spoiler alert: yes, the rebels eventually win in Star Wars, but in baseball the empire always eventually wins in bulk. Blue thinkers finally realizing gold once again could be right around the corner.

From progression to regression – congratulations on almost killing your sport one more time, Gary Bettman. Hockey is back, but now the few casual fans that existed before care even less.

Kings captain Dustin Brown hoists the cup, a trophy of a dying sport.  By Eric Chan from Hollywood, United States (DSC00815 Uploaded by JoeJohnson2) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Kings captain Dustin Brown hoists the cup, a trophy of a dying sport. By Eric Chan from Hollywood, United States (DSC00815 Uploaded by JoeJohnson2) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

I liken it to a WTA tennis tournament director locking out tennis’s best players. Imagine if the tournament director of the Australian Open refused to let the Williams sisters partake because he wanted to scam another buck or two out of the split between player and torunament?  And this is happening in a sport that is struggling to barely stay relevant?  Disgusting, right?

On a positive note, the Kings raising the banner was beyond due.  It was an awesome run last season and a championship that was well deserved for Kingdom loyalists — but the realistic future of hockey has essentially become a dimming light, one that now can barely even be seen by a telescope in the night sky of the American sporting realm.

It wouldn’t be an all discussion without mentioning eagles and earplugs, two associations about to start the longest campaigns of any professional leagues in the United States. 10 months?  Forget campaigns, try marathons.

There are niches in our sports melting pot that absolutely live for the PGA and Nascar circuits. And strangely enough, they couldn’t be more polar opposites.  Its the quietest sport and the loudest sport.  Its the high-class perception and the low-class perception.  And given the differences, it’s kind of ironic how the hardcore fans of both circuits would probably never get along, yet the 19th hole and the 5th wheel effectively serve the same purpose.  I guess that’s one thing everyone can agree on – booze.

So there it is and here it comes – the great American sporting landscape.  And with all of the anticipation and excitement on the horizon, there’s honestly nothing I can see that could put damper on the cornucopia of sport all of us fans are in line for, could there be?

April 15th. Yea, the smartass went and did it.

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Fansmanship Podcast Episode 51 – Families, Fansmanship, and Dave Grant https://www.fansmanship.com/fansmanship-podcast-episode-51-families-fansmanship-and-dave-grant/ https://www.fansmanship.com/fansmanship-podcast-episode-51-families-fansmanship-and-dave-grant/#respond Tue, 22 Jan 2013 13:23:54 +0000 http://www.fansmanship.com/?p=8787 This week Owen and Luke talk NFL Conference Championship games, apologize to Jim Harbaugh and talk about how having both of our growing families might affect our Fansmanship. Then Dave Grant sits-in to discuss Cal Poly sports, including women’s basketball, which is off to a fast start once again in the Big West Conference.]]>
Dave Grant joined the Podcast to talk Cal Poly sports.

Dave Grant joined the Podcast to talk Cal Poly sports.

This week Owen and Luke talk NFL Conference Championship games, apologize to Jim Harbaugh and talk about how having both of our growing families might affect our Fansmanship. Then Dave Grant sits-in to discuss Cal Poly sports, including women’s basketball, which is off to a fast start once again in the Big West Conference.

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https://www.fansmanship.com/fansmanship-podcast-episode-51-families-fansmanship-and-dave-grant/feed/ 0 This week Owen and Luke talk NFL Conference Championship games, apologize to Jim Harbaugh and talk about how having both of our growing families might affect our Fansmanship. Then Dave Grant sits-in to discuss Cal Poly sports, This week Owen and Luke talk NFL Conference Championship games, apologize to Jim Harbaugh and talk about how having both of our growing families might affect our Fansmanship. Then Dave Grant sits-in to discuss Cal Poly sports, including women’s basketball, which is off to a fast start once again in the Big West Conference. Ray Lewis – Fansmanship 1:15:46
Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp For Days https://www.fansmanship.com/bacon-wrapped-shrimp-for-days/ https://www.fansmanship.com/bacon-wrapped-shrimp-for-days/#respond Fri, 18 Jan 2013 01:00:58 +0000 http://www.fansmanship.com/?p=8663 The lightning rod of last week’s divisional playoff round was beyond confirmation, that the NFL is still the boss in the American sports arena. The excitement of the NFL continues the skyrocket, that preemptively pushes the bounds of the NFL brand frontier. And it only gets better my friends. After the final seconds ticked away in each […]]]>

The lightning rod of last week’s divisional playoff round was beyond confirmation, that the NFL is still the boss in the American sports arena. The excitement of the NFL continues the skyrocket, that preemptively pushes the bounds of the NFL brand frontier.

And it only gets better my friends.

A Super Bowl matchup of the Harbaugh brothers is still in the cards.  Photo By Ben Liebenberg / NFL (NFL.com) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

A Super Bowl matchup of the Harbaugh brothers is still in the cards. By Ben Liebenberg / NFL (NFL.com) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

After the final seconds ticked away in each game this past weekend, questions about ensuing challenges arose almost instantly.Can quarterbacking sensation Colin Kaepernick, perpetuate his record-breaking performance in what most, might mistakenly cashier as a San Francisco cakewalk in Atlanta?After “Matty Ice” came from ahead to almost blow another home playoff game, do the Falcons have the late-game ability to hold another home-turf lead against a feverishly advancing opponent?

Will the Baltimore Ravens be able to celebrate the soul of their leader Ray Lewis once again in the toughest possible confrontation they could draw?

Does Tommy Touchdown, eventually get over on his most glaring nemesis of a defensive opponent?

The answers I refuse to guarantee – but even after last week’s salvage of a 1-3 prediction, the questions I will never refuse to ask, and the potential answers to those questions I will never refuse to expound upon.

Of course, Kaepernick’s NFL record-breaking performance for most rushing yards by a quarterback in any game, ever (183), won’t be duplicated. Without a doubt, Atlanta’s defense won’t limp and chase with the same evident worthlessness Green Bay’s defense did last Saturday. However, that doesn’t mean Kaepernick won’t utilize his feet to their fullest extent once again.

San Francisco will only lose because of turnovers. If they value and secure the ball, it will be incredibly difficult for Atlanta to beat them, even in the Georgia Dome. And if the neck-bucking ostrich, converts 3rd downs at a rate of 61.5% for the second playoff week in a row, we might as well consider the filthy Niners will be headed to the Super Bowl.

With all the attention directed at Kaepernick’s record-breaking day, doesn’t Tom Brady still have a stake in all this? Captain America seems to be the forgotten man in this year’s NFL Playoffs.

The most decorated quarterback in the game is still in the mix and hungry for another ring. Photo By Keith Allison from Baltimore, USA (Tom  Brady) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

The most decorated quarterback in the game is still in the mix and hungry for another ring. Photo By Keith Allison from Baltimore, USA (Tom Brady) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

If the Patriots have a double-digit lead at recess, the Baltimore faithful and bandwagoners alike will begin to seriously doubt whether or not a Hail Mary is once again in the cards for the Ravens.

And if it is, Solomon Wilcots‘ preemptive cut-away from Ray Lewis’ tearful post-game sermon better not be prioritized by network promos. The pimping of The Big Bang Theory or Two Broke Girls apparently took precedence over a first-ballot NFL hall-of-famer, possibly giving us our last positive memory of him in celebration.

Next time, CBS, stay with the reality nugget right in front of you! We have a living legend shedding tears on live camera! You might want to stick with that.  Dorks uncomfortable around women and two waitresses who don’t get tipped,  can wait!

In all seriousness, I know just as much as you do about all this NFL analysis stuff — and in all honestly, probably a whole lot less.

What I do know however is a menu. I’ll be the guy that brought the bacon-wrapped shrimp and won your Super Bowl Party.

Show me the barbeque.

You’re Welcome.

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Ray Lewis and Tim Tebow On the Spiritual Conversion Scale https://www.fansmanship.com/ray-lewis-tim-tebow-on-the-spiritual-conversion-scale/ https://www.fansmanship.com/ray-lewis-tim-tebow-on-the-spiritual-conversion-scale/#comments Wed, 16 Jan 2013 03:46:11 +0000 http://www.fansmanship.com/?p=8531 A series of natural events led to to the Ravens come from behind 38-35 win over the Broncos on Saturday. Twice John Fox botched the closing minutes of quarters with a staunch conservatism  that paralyzed Peyton Manning‘s ability to sling quick slants in no huddle schemes and move efficiently down the field in small amounts of time. Had the Broncos capitalized just once in on of those two series, […]]]>

Even at 37, Ray Lewis is still coughing up tackles like a damn machine. By Keith Allison [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Even at 37, Ray Lewis is still coughing up tackles like a machine. By Keith Allison [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

A series of natural events led to to the Ravens come from behind 38-35 win over the Broncos on Saturday.

Twice John Fox botched the closing minutes of quarters with a staunch conservatism  that paralyzed Peyton Manning‘s ability to sling quick slants in no huddle schemes and move efficiently down the field in small amounts of time. Had the Broncos capitalized just once in on of those two series, the second event, the hail mary –which exposed a Swiss cheese Broncos secondary — is meaningless.

Despite these rational reasons and his game- high 17 tackles, sixteen-year veteran Ray Lewis chooses to view things differently. From his familiar soap box, the sermonite passionately proposed that “no weapon formed against us shall prosper.” A metaphorical medal for he and his teammates’ hard work; awarded by a higher power. Unfortunately for Manning, he was not in God’s favor, and will have to reconcile that over a long and disappointing offseason.

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This being his second manifestation of faith in as many weeks mirrors the soft-spoken Tim Tebow. Like Lewis, Tebow shares a similar faith structure and has never had a problem sharing it.

Yet, for Tebow, the experience has been entirely different.

As a media obsession the last two years, Tebow has been posterized by growing constituents of anti-fans as a fraud and an overbearing radical. His means to victory in 2011, according to most critics, can be attributed to a lock down Broncos defense, the same one that offered up 479-yards on Saturday.

No matter how Tebow contributed to wins on the field, he was never credited in Denver as a central clear-cut reason for his team’s victories. Too slow, bad throwing motion, average were the commonalities consisted between the media and Broncos GM, John Elway.

How different is this compared to Ray’s dramatized radicalism?

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Tim’s public approach is mild, humble, head bowed and kind. His personality deflects praise and brushes off the question with a cordial disregard for self promotion. Where is this arrogant fraud I continually hear about?

Unfortunately for Tebow, he fell victim to an unwarranted amount of praise in a seemingly short amount of time. Before lacing it up as a starter, the media had already aggrandized the simpleton run-first quarterback as the next Steve Young. Under such a spotlight, every word and action the young man does or says is broken down to its microbial level by media spinsters.

The real reasons why Ray gets a pass and Tim never will:

1) Ray is a proven veteran. Tim has been a spotty starter for three years in the NFL. He’s 25, seemingly shy to the world and at times a little plastic-seeming with his puritanical views on sex, among other things. Ray has been “around the block,” overcome multiple injuries and been a top performing linebacker throughout the entirety of his career.

2) Ray is retiring: Every time a great player decides a season will be his last, the media and fans throw a year long celebration in his or her name and criticism goes out the window.

3) Male Alpha Complex: Deep in the inner thought process of most men, they envy Tim Tebow. He’s good looking, has an honest charm, has a relentless motor and is arguably the most decorated college football player of all time. He’s prime for critique. Every housewife in America dreams of a night alone with Tim, and it makes their beer guzzling average Joe feel puny in comparison.  Tim Tebow=deflated ego.

What do you think? Let us know with your comments below this article and Owen, Andy or I promise to respond to each and every one of your comments.

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